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Elon Musk says he has less than $850 million in cash, 0\.1% of his net worth\.

JUST IN: Steak 'n Shake says its sales have "risen dramatically" since it started accepting Bitcoin payments\.

JUST IN: Elon Musk says Jeffrey Epstein launched a massive campaign to short Tesla $TSLA after being ghosted\.

🚨VITALIK WARNS PREDICTION MARKETS

Vitalik Buterin, an investor in Polymarket, says markets are catering to “dumb opinions.”

He argues they’re over-focused on crypto price bets and sports gambling, chasing dopamine instead of real societal value.

💥BREAKING:

🇺🇸 US job numbers for 2025 revised down by over 1 million, largest annual revision in decades.

NA NOWOŚCI: 90% szans, że ilustrator Pikachu Logana Paula osiągnie co najmniej 9 milionów dolarów na aukcji, według traderów na Kalshi.

YouTuber Logan Paul purchased this NFT for $635,000 in 2021. Today, it's worth $155.

🇳🇱 HOLENDERSCY LEGISLATORZY ZATWIERDZAJĄ 36% PODATEK OD NIERZECZYWISTYCH ZYSKÓW.

NORWEGIA ZROBIŁA TO SAMO I OCZEKIWAŁA 146000000 DOLARÓW DODATKOWYCH PRZYCHODÓW.

ZAMIAST TEGO, STRACILI 448000000 DOLARÓW ROCZNYCH PRZYCHODÓW.
WYDJE SIĘ, ŻE HOLANDIA MA ZAMIAAR NAUKI TRUDNEJ LEKCJI.

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Wieloryb Satoshi Właśnie Kupił 7 000 $BTC Wartości 470 Milionów Dolarów.

Został Aktywny Po Raz Pierwszy Od 2012 Roku I Ponownie wszedł w Bitcoin Z Ogromną Pozycją.

Silny Sygnał, Że Może Formować Się Potencjalny Dołek Rynku 👀
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🚨S. KOREAN POLICE LOSE $1.5M IN SEIZED BITCOIN

Seoul’s Gangnam Police reportedly lost 22 BTC ($1.5M) seized in a 2021 case.

Funds were moved from a USB cold wallet even though the device was never stolen and the breach went unnoticed for years after the case was suspended.

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YouTuber Logan Paul purchased this NFT for $635,000 in 2021\.

Today, it's worth $155\.

JUST IN: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' says it can "withstand a drawdown in Bitcoin's price to $8K and still have sufficient assets to fully cover its debt\."

JUST IN: Brian Armstrong says Coinbase data shows an increase in retail users buying the Bitcoin & ETH dip\.

FUN FACT: 🇺🇸 The US Government is collecting donations to help pay off its $38 trillion debt\.

JUST IN: Binance founder CZ says lack of privacy is the missing link to crypto payment adoption\.

JUST IN: Michael Saylor hints at buying more Bitcoin\.

"99>98\."

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możemy zobaczyć ostry spadek ceny sui i jeśli btc wróci do obszaru 60k, aby zgromadzić płynność na duży ruch, to sui również spadnie. Czy nadal wyglądam na idiotę dla ciebie🤫

🇺🇸 President Trump says the U.S. will explore new ways to acquire more Bitcoin for the strategic reserve.

💥BREAKING:

🇺🇸 U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio says the U.S. is unsure if Russia is serious about ending the war in Ukraine.

DOGE IS PUMPING HARD 🚀
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