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🚨🔥 TRUMP ORDERS EPSTEIN FILES INVESTIGATION — EXCEPT HIMSELF 🇺🇸
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Trump plans to probe everyone linked to the Epstein files — except himself.
The move sparks controversy as critics question why he’s excluding himself, while supporters hope for accountability and exposure of hidden networks.
This could dominate U.S. headlines and shake the political system. ⚖️🔥

🚨💥 U.S. HOUSE PASSES SAVE AMERICA ACT
The House approved the SAVE America Act 218–213, now heading to the Senate.
The bill focuses on stricter voting rules: Voter ID and citizenship verification.
Debate over election access and integrity is expected as it moves forward.
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🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CRYPTO UPDATE:
Crypto isn’t a threat to the dollar — it strengthens it.
“Good for the dollar. Good for our country.”
What was once opposed is now welcomed.
Bitcoin is the future. $BTC $POWER $TAKE

💥JUST IN: 🇵🇪 Peru leads the world in silver reserves Holding 140,000 MT — that’s 22% of global supply. ⚡️📈 $PIPPIN $SONIC

⚡️NEW: 🇹🇷 Turkey’s economy keeps expanding.
Latest World Bank data shows Turkey’s GDP around $1.36T (2024), already close to the $1.4T level. �
World Bank Open Data
If growth continues, forecasts putting 2026 GDP near ~$1.4T–$1.6T are plausible — especially with solid growth projections (~4% range). �
IMF
Markets watching: inflation path, FX stability, and capital inflows.

U.S.–Iran talks hint at possible compromise on enrichment limits, but uranium remains the main red-line issue on both sides — deal still uncertain.

🚨💥 UNCONFIRMED: Reports claim Venezuela may be sending oil to Israel amid rising Middle East tensions 🇻🇪🇮🇱🔥
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If true, it would mark a massive geopolitical shift — Venezuela cut ties with Israel back in 2009 and historically supported opposing blocs. Markets are watching energy flows closely as alliances reshape. 🌍⚡

🚨 High Volatility Day Ahead
Key macro data + central bank events today.$pippin $ATM
Expect sharp market moves.
Stay cautious. Don’t get shaken out.

🚨 Netanyahu Warns After Iran Symbolic Provocation.
Tensions rising fast in the Middle East.
Risk of escalation increasing.
Markets and geopolitics on edge.

🚨 JPMorgan Turns Bullish on Crypto.
Market cap dropped fast, but big players turning positive.
Liquidity tight. Sentiment mixed.
Watch recovery levels closely.$BTC $ETH

🚨 Epstein Files Shockwave:
Nancy Mace says unredacted files include global elite names.
If released → major political fallout possible.
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Crypto isn’t just analysis.
It’s analysis + risk + luck.
You can study everything… and still miss the biggest winners.
No one controls the market.
Manage risk. Stay humble. 📊
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🚨⚡️ WAR TALKS ALERT
Ukraine may consider talks with Russia.
Possible shift toward negotiations.
War dynamics could change fast.
Markets & geopolitics watching closely. 🌍
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🚨⚡️ MIDDLE EAST ALERT
Islamic countries warn Trump over Netanyahu joining “peace board.”
Diplomatic tension rising.
Regional balance at risk.
Markets & geopolitics on watch. 🌍
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🚨⚡️ GLOBAL TENSION ALERT
China warns against targeting its assets in Iran.
Risk of escalation rising.
Energy and trade routes at stake.
Markets watching closely. 🌍
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🚨⚡️ EU ALERT
Macron warns Europe must become independent and resist external pressure.
Energy, trade, and industry risks rising.
Global power balance shifting.
Europe at a turning point. 🌍
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🚨⚡️ GEO ALERT
Iran signals deal talk but won’t drop nuclear program.
Tensions stay high.
Diplomacy vs escalation risk rising.
Middle East risk premium building. 🌍
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🚨⚡️ MARKET ALERT
S&P 500 earnings yield hits extreme lows.
Stocks look historically expensive vs profits.
Crash risk talk rising if rates/inflation move.
Valuation pressure building. 📉
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🚨⚡️ OIL ALERT
Oil jumps near $70 as Middle East tension fears rise.
War risk premium is back.
Markets watching Iran-US talks closely.
Energy volatility loading. 🛢️📈$ZRO $NIL

🚨 MUSK CLAIM: $ZRO $NIL
Elon Musk says U.S. government deleted 1TB of financial data to hide crimes — claims data was recovered.
Unverified. High controversy potential.