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🚨 The European Union breaks its silence! 🇪🇺🤣

After careful and intensive monitoring of the situation in Venezuela over the past 24 hours, European experts have reached a shocking conclusion:
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"The water bottle that Maduro was holding does not comply with European Union standards for attached caps!"

A European official (off the record) stated: "We can overlook the invasion of a country or the kidnapping of a president, but failing to secure the bottle cap is a violation of environmental sovereignty and a threat we cannot remain silent about!"

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🔔💣Historical scandal shakes America: Trump and his family turn the White House into a "personal crypto gold mine," making over 800 million dollars in cash in the first half of 2025 alone, in addition to billions "on paper" from projects like World Liberty Financial and meme coin $TRUMP ! 💰💥 Secret deals with foreign governments, luxurious gifts including private jets, and blatant conflicts of interest that grossly violate the U.S. Constitution, with allegations of violating the Emoluments Clause. This is not "business genius"... this is unprecedented presidential corruption selling power to the highest bidder! 🚨🇺🇸 History will not forgive... will America allow this plunder? 😡
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‏🚨🚨🚨 Wait for the surprise of Abstein with Emirati diplomacy ‎#ريم_الهاشمي
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Do you remember "this frog egg" from two years ago
When I went out and the people of ‎#Gaza were crying and I described them as barbarians and savages and praised the wisdom and patience of the Zionist settler!!
You will see files similar to "the beetle larva" Hind Al-Owais! ‎#Victory_Arkadag

💥BREAKING:
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Attorney General Pam Bondi accused of Epstein cover-up in combative hearing at US House panel.

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🔴Dozens of women are now appearing as victims of Epstein demanding compensation!
Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to listen to the victims of Jeffrey Epstein, who were holding up signs during the hearing held by the House Judiciary Committee today.
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Warning 🚨🚨🚨 !!
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Everyone is selling 🚨🚨🚨
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Individuals Companies Institutions 🚨🚨
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Look at the screen below, literally all transactions are sales

In the last 7 days:

Sold: 11.6 billion dollars
Bought: 59.04 million dollars only

And this is only what we can see

I am sure that the largest sales are happening behind the scenes, and the real number is likely closer to between 78.53 billion and 114.71 billion dollars.

This fact alone explains a lot

Because when they sell like this, they do not make profits

Rather, they take a defensive position

And the same pattern appears everywhere

JP Morgan is selling
Deutsche Bank is selling
Morgan Stanley is selling

BlackRock is selling
Trump is selling
Wintermute is selling

The price may bounce a little, but buyers are currently being used as exit liquidity

And this confirms my previous statement

The simple conclusion:

If the people closest to the data are selling, do not chase the green

Wait for the red

And do not use leverage when the system looks like this

Follow the account and turn on notifications.

I will post the warning before it reaches the main news.

🚨🚨Today at work, I responded to a woman who was talking about Melania with another woman.
She was saying: "Donald should send his wife back to her country too! She's an immigrant as well!"
I couldn't resist and went over to them. I said to them: "His wife did everything right, with all her papers in order; she's a legal immigrant. Melania has nothing to do with other immigrants who arrive illegally in a country."$pippin $XRP $ME

The two women's faces were like this:
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Then I found it funny how afterwards the two women lowered their heads and spoke in a lower tone.

As I walked away, I kept thinking to myself: they learn it from the trashy press. It's unbelievable 😑😒

But I like these moments 😏😉

🚨🤔 To understand why names like Sultan bin Sulaim and others remain hidden, we must highlight "Pam Bondi", the former Attorney General of Florida and candidate to lead the U.S. Department of Justice, who is living her worst days under the dome of Congress.
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Who is Pam Bondi? (The story from the beginning):

1. The Guardian of the Fund: She was the top legal officer in Florida (the hub of Epstein's crimes), and she is accused of having "engineered" legal deals that allowed Epstein and his associates to escape justice for years.

2. Trump's Lawyer: She is Trump's strongest legal arm, now tasked with turning the Department of Justice into a tool for carrying out his own agenda.

What happened today? (Earthquake in the session):

Avoiding the question: When asked why she is not pursuing "Epstein's partners" (Co-conspirators), she arrogantly replied: "I will answer as I want!", confirming suspicions of covering up influential international figures.

The Lie Scandal: Congressman Ted Lieu dropped the bomb by catching her lying "under oath" live on air, which is a major federal felony, and demanded her immediate resignation.

Congressman Jamie Raskin described her as merely a "delivery worker" executing Trump's vengeful requests against his opponents.

The fall of "Pam Bondi" means the fall of the wall that protects Epstein's partners around the world. If the black box she guards is opened, no one will survive! 👇⚠️

💥🚨Washington offers to lift oil sanctions for "peace but Putin refused 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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The United States seems to be preparing to lift sanctions on Russian oil—but only if there is a complete settlement of the Ukrainian crisis, according to U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Pisan. This is a rare and surprising step, indicating that Washington is willing to use energy as a bargaining chip to enforce peace in a war that has already reshaped global politics.
If implemented, this decision could significantly change global oil markets, providing Russia with much-needed economic relief while also putting pressure on Ukraine to negotiate seriously. Experts warn that this could anger other allies, who may see it as a reward for aggression. The timing also raises questions: Is Washington trying to avoid a wider conflict, stabilize energy prices, or reshape alliances in Europe and the Middle East?
The stakes are massive: lifting sanctions could pump billions into the Russian economy, while also creating a delicate geopolitical balance. If peace is not reached, the offer may be withdrawn, leaving the world on the brink. 🌍⚡🛢️

Breaking News 🚨 | Economic Earthquake: Dubai Ports Loses Canada and the UK in Less Than 24 Hours! 🇨🇦🇬🇧
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The collapse of investor confidence is accelerating; just a few hours after the announcement that Canada's second-largest pension fund suspended all future investments with "Dubai Ports", Bloomberg has now revealed that the British International Investment (BII) has made the same shocking decision.

The explicit reason: leaked correspondence linking CEO Sultan bin Sulayem to the criminal Jeffrey Epstein.

The moral scandal has turned into a multi-billion financial hemorrhage.. the world is closing its doors to bin Sulayem! 👇🔥

🇺🇸BREAKING NEWS! The Attorney General of the United States, Pam Bondi, stated that it was the administration of President Donald Trump that published more than 3 million pages of documents related to the Epstein case, and that none of the Democrats present at the session asked former Attorney General Merrick Garland a single word about the case.$BTC $ETH $XRP

‏🚨 A sensational technical scandal :
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An Israeli espionage company reveals its papers with its own hands 🔴

Reports have revealed that the Israeli company 'Paragon' accidentally leaked its spyware control interface.

This leak is considered a severe security failure for a company associated with tracking activists and journalists around the world.

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🚨 BREAKING:
Republican threatens Pam Bondi over lying under oath and warns of impeachment if she doesn’t resign.$BERA $ME $ESP

‏📉🇨🇳🇺🇸 China reduces its holdings of US bonds to the lowest level since 2008❗️
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Beijing's holdings of US Treasury bonds have fallen to their lowest level since the global financial crisis, continuing a gradual and ongoing withdrawal over the years.

📊 What is happening?

• China was the largest foreign creditor to the United States in 2013, with holdings exceeding $1.3 trillion
• Today, the holdings have declined to nearly half that figure
• This decline has been ongoing for about a decade, with a relative acceleration after 2018

📌 Why is China reducing its exposure?

1️⃣ Diversification of reserves
Increasing gold holdings and non-dollar-denominated assets.

2️⃣ Reducing interest rate volatility risks
Rising US yields mean paper losses on older bonds.

3️⃣ Resetting the financial relationship with Washington
Amid rising geopolitical and trade tensions.

4️⃣ Supporting the yuan and managing domestic liquidity
Selling some bonds provides dollar liquidity when needed.

⚖️ Is this a “abandonment of the dollar”?

Not entirely.
• China remains one of the largest holders of US bonds.
• The dollar still constitutes a major part of global reserves.
• What is happening is a gradual rebalancing, not a sudden shock.

🌍 In summary:

The financial relationship between the largest economies in the world is shifting from “deep interconnection” to “calculated dependence.”

💥🚨The Federal Reserve's interest rate cuts are still coming... but not right away! 💵🇺🇸
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Even after the strong job data in the United States that surprised everyone, UBS warns that the Federal Reserve is likely to cut interest rates later this year, but not immediately. It is expected that easing inflation will give the Federal Reserve room to support growth without rushing, keeping markets on alert.
Current forecasts show a total of 50 basis points in cuts, with the first cut likely in July. Investors are closely monitoring, knowing that even a slight change can shift trillions in investments, affect the dollar, and move global markets.
This indicates a delicate balancing act: the Federal Reserve wants to cool inflation without slowing down the economy, and every decision now carries high-stakes consequences. If they move too quickly or too slowly, it could lead to market volatility we haven't seen in years. 🌎📉💰

🚨💥China Issues Shocking Warning After $550 Billion Move: The United States and Japan Are Close to a Huge Deal 🇺🇸🇯🇵
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The United States and Japan are nearing an agreement on three major projects, funded by the massive $550 billion Japanese Investment Fund, according to Bloomberg. This is not a small deal – it’s a strategic financial partnership that could reshape technology, infrastructure, and supply chains.
Japan has increased its role in global investment, particularly in areas such as semiconductors, clean energy, and advanced manufacturing. At the same time, the United States is trying to boost domestic production and reduce reliance on China. If these projects go ahead, they could enhance the American industry while deepening the U.S.-Japan alliance in a very serious way.
Experts say this goes beyond business – it’s geopolitics. Large investments like this send a message to the world about who is cooperating with whom in the new economic system. With $550 billion behind it, this partnership could transform global competition and strengthen both economies for years to come. 🌍⚡💰

‏⭕️Urgent 🧨 Urgent⭕️

♦️‎#جيفري _Instagram falls on the President of Dubai Ports$ESP $ME $pippin
Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, after the ousting in ‎#هند_عويس and spending red nights in the arms of ‎#جيفري_إبستين .

♦️‎#الامارات the President of Dubai Ports resigns after the scandals published by the American Department of Justice.

♦️ Heavy losses in Emirati investments after the cancellation of investment deals from the Canadian fund and the British fund.

🚨 Urgent
The US government recorded a budget deficit in January of $94.6 billion, compared to expectations of $94.4 billion. This means the deficit is higher by $200 million.
The difference is small, but the important thing is its impact on the market, bonds, and interest.
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Bonds:
The deficit means more bond issuance, which increases supply.
The market demands higher yields to absorb it.

Interest:
Continued deficit supports long-term yields remaining high, which hinders
the Federal Reserve from quickly lowering interest rates.

Stocks:
The impact is direct and limited, but indirectly through bond yields and interest.

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