Altamas_

$DOGE said "much pump, very green, wow" 🐕💚✨

+5.18%
Elon sneezed and the chart went vertical 🤧📈🚀

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Entry: 0.0930 - 0.0940
TP1: 0.0955 🎯
TP2: 0.0970 🚀
TP3: 0.0990 🌕🐕
SL: 0.0915 🛡️
$DOGE

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Bro said "DOGE"
I said "dead coin?" 🙄
DOGE said "dead? I thought you said DAD" 👨‍🦰💀🐕

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DOGE watching other memes:
"You guys need tweets?" 🐦👀
Also DOGE:
"CAUSE I BROUGHT THE WHOLE TWITTER" 🕊️🔥💀

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💬 You riding $DOGE or waiting for 1 doge = 1 doge? 👇 🐕🪙😭
👉 Like & Follow for charts, memes, and zero hopium (just doge).

Not financial advice.

$VIRTUAL said "I'm not AI, I'm REALITY WITH EXTRA STEPS" 🤖💫✨

+10.37% AND STILL BREATHING FIRE 🔥💚🚀

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Entry: 0.585 - 0.592
TP1: 0.610 🎯
TP2: 0.630 🚀
TP3: 0.660 🌕🤖
SL: 0.565 🛡️
$VIRTUAL

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24h low: 0.5310 😴
24h high: 0.6050 🚀
Current: 0.5895 💅
My FOMO: 🏃💨🤖💨🏃

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Bro said "VIRTUAL"
I said "virtual gains?" 💭💰
VIRTUAL said "virtual? I thought you said VIRAL" 📈🔥😈

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0.53 ➡️ 0.60
That's not a bounce.
That's A DIGITAL GLOW UP 🖥️✨💅

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Perp traders right now:
"Please don't correct please don't correct" 🙏😭
VIRTUAL:
"Best I can do is higher highs, bestie" 📊💅✨

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💬 You riding $VIRTUAL or waiting for the halving? 👇 ⏳🤖😭
👉 Like & Follow for charts, AI, and zero hallucinations.

Not financial advice.

$C said "I'm not a coin, I'm a LETTER OF THE LAW" 📜⚖️😤

+2.35%
Bro said "C" and I said "see what?" 👁️👄👁️
C said "SEE MY CHART GO GREEN" 💚📈💅

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Entry: 0.0528 - 0.0534
TP1: 0.0545 🎯
TP2: 0.0555 🚀
TP3: 0.0570 🌕💎
SL: 0.0520 🛡️
$C

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24h low: 0.05110 😴
24h high: 0.05445 🚀
Current: 0.05324 🤏
My excitement: 📉😀📉😐📉😶

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💬 You giving $C an A+ or a C-? 👇 📚🤔💸
👉 Like & Follow for charts, alphabets, and zero pressure.

Not financial advice.

$XVG said "remember me?" and punched the chart like it owed Verge money 🥊💥🟣

+4.50%
Bro said "I'm not dead, I was just BUFFERING" 📶😴➡️🚀

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Entry: 0.00605 - 0.00612
TP1: 0.00625 🎯
TP2: 0.00640 🚀
TP3: 0.00660 🌕🟣
SL: 0.00590 🛡️
$XVG
Perp traders right now:
"Please don't dump please don't dump" 🙏😭
XVG:
"Best I can do is 4.5% and nostalgia, king" 👑📉😌

💬 You riding $XVG or waiting for 2017 flashbacks? 👇 🕰️😭🟣
👉 Like & Follow for charts, nostalgia trips, and zero hopium.

Not financial advice.

$pippin said "I'm not a meme, I'm a FAIRY TALE" 🧚‍♀️✨📖

+16.91% AND CASTING SPELLS 🔮💫💚

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Entry: 0.530 - 0.545
TP1: 0.565 🎯
TP2: 0.590 🚀
TP3: 0.620 🌕🧚
SL: 0.510 🛡️
$pippin


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Market cap: $539M 💼
Holders: 37,431 👥
Liquidity: $14.3M 💧
My interest: 📈🧚‍♀️💕

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💬 You chasing $pippin or waiting for the magic to fade? 👇 🧚‍♀️✨🤔
👉 Like & Follow for charts, fairy tales, and zero hopium.

Not financial advice.
#Pippin

$IP said "I'm not moving, I'm MEDITATING" 🧘‍♂️🕯️✨

+0.27%
Sir, that's not a candle, that's a FLATLINE WITH EXTRA STEPS 📉😐💓

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Entry: 1.125 - 1.132
TP1: 1.150 🎯
TP2: 1.165 🚀
TP3: 1.180 🌕
SL: 1.110 🛡️
$IP

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24h high: 1.184 🚁
24h low: 1.100 🛏️
Current: 1.130 😐
My excitement: 📉😀📉😐📉😶

Bro watching other coins pump +100%:
"Oh you're up? Cute. I'm working on my horizontal resistance" 📏🧘‍♂️✨

💬 You trading $IP or watching paint dry? 👇 🎨🖌️😴
👉 Like & Follow for charts, horizontal lines, and zero adrenaline.

Not financial advice.

$FHE $FHE said "I'm not a coin, I'm a WARNING" ⚠️💀📉

-68.75%
Bro didn't dump, he RETIRED WITHOUT NOTICE 🧓🕊️📃

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24h high: 0.16352 🚀🌕
24h low: 0.04780 🕳️🔥
My entry: 0.15000 🤡
My portfolio: 🪦💐😭

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Bro said "Fully Homomorphic Encryption" 🔐🧠
I said "Fully Have Enthusiasm" 💃✨
FHE said "Fully Have Exit" 🚪💨👋

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0.16 ➡️ 0.04
That's not a bear market.
That's a BEAR ASSASSINATION 🐻🔫💀

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Me at 0.16: "WE SO BACK!" 🦅🔥
FHE at 0.04: "We never left... the trenches" 🕳️🧑‍🚒💔

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💬 You buying the dip or buying therapy? 👇 🛋️🧠💸
👉 Like & Follow for charts, obituaries, and zero hopium.

#FHE

$ESP said "I'm not a pump, I'm a WAKEWP CALL" 📞💥🚨

+157.34%
EXCUSE ME?!
Bro went from 0.027 to 0.075 like it was a WARM-UP LAP 🏎️💨💀

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Entry: 0.070 - 0.072
TP1: 0.078 🎯
TP2: 0.085 🚀
TP3: 0.095 🌕🧀
SL: 0.065 🛡️
$ESP

0.027 ➡️ 0.075
That's not a comeback.
That's A GLOW UP WITH A GREEN CARD 🟢💳✨

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Me at 0.028: "dead coin lol" 🙅
ESP at 0.075: "lol" 😂💀📈

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💬 You catching $ESP or catching feelings? 👇 😭🎣💕
👉 Like & Follow for charts, seed rounds, and zero entries.

Not financial advice.

$ON said "I'm not a blockchain, I'm a LEGEND" 🐉⚔️💎

+17.46% AND STRIKING LIKE A SERPENT 🐍✨💥

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Entry: 0.0760 - 0.0775
TP1: 0.0820 🎯
TP2: 0.0860 🚀
TP3: 0.0920 🌕🐉
SL: 0.0720 🛡️
$ON

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24h low: 0.0659 😴
Current: 0.0770 🚀
Holders: 1,428 👀
My interest: 📈👁️👄👁️📈

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Bro said "Orochi"
I said "8 heads?" 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉
ON said "1 chart, infinite pumps" 💅📈✨

💬 You chasing $ON or waiting for the dip that slithers away? 👇 🐍💨🤡
👉 Like & Follow for charts, myths, and zero hopium.
Not financial advice.

$VANA said "I'm not bleeding, I'm just... sweating" 😅💧🔴

-1.74%
Bro didn't dump, he just gently descended like a sad leaf 🍂😔💨

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Entry: 1.630 - 1.645
TP1: 1.700 🎯
TP2: 1.750 🚀
TP3: 1.820 🌕
SL: 1.590 🛡️
$VANA


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24h high: 1.795 🚀
24h low: 1.626 🕳️
Current: 1.642 😐
My hope: 📉😀📉😐📉😶

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Bro said "VANA"
I said "VANNA BE MILLIONAIRE" 💰✨
VANA said "vanna be sideways" 📊😴💅

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💬 You averaging down or averaging out? 👇 🤔🔄💸
👉 Like & Follow for charts, sideways therapy, and zero exit liquidity.

$RIF $RIF saw green candles and said "nah I'm good" 🚫💚😭

-11.19%
Bro didn't just dump, he left the chat, blocked everyone, and changed his number 📱🚷💔

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24h high: 0.0425 🚀
24h low: 0.0372 🕳️
My entry: somewhere in between 🤡
My PnL: 📉😐📉😐📉😵

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Bro said "Rootstock"
I said "rocket stock" 🚀🧑‍🚀
RIF said "root sock" 🧦🌱
And socked me in the face 🥊💀

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RIF watching everyone else pump:
"Good for you bestie" 🥲👍
Also RIF:
"I'm just gonna... lie down for a bit" 🛏️😔💤

💬 You buying the dip or buying tissues? 👇 🧻😢💸
👉 Like & Follow for charts, depression hours, and zero recovery signs.

$TWT said "I'm not just a wallet, I'm a WALLET WITH WINGS" 👜✈️💨

+17.86% AND STILL CLIMBING?!
Bro went from holding bags to HOLDING THE WHOLE MARKET 💅✨

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Entry: 0.520 - 0.528
TP1: 0.550 🎯
TP2: 0.580 🚀
TP3: 0.620 🌕👛
SL: 0.490 🛡️
$TWT

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24h low: 0.4393 😴
24h high: 0.5279 🚀
TWT: "I stored my own liquidity" 💼🧠💅

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Bro said "wallet coin" and the haters slept 😴
TWT said "wallet? I thought you said ROCKET" 🚀👛💥

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0.43 ➡️ 0.52
That's not a recovery.
That's A TRUST WALLET TRUSTING ITSELF 🤝✨👛

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Me at 0.44: "Who still uses TWT?" 🙄
TWT at 0.52: "Hold my seed phrase" 🔑🧠💀

💬 You storing $TWT or storing regrets? 👇 👜📦😭
👉 Like & Follow for charts, wallets, and zero private key sharing.

$ME $ME woke up and chose VIOLENCE 😤🔥
+74.91% in 24H??
Bro didn’t pump…
BRO TELEPORTED 🛸📈💥
From 0.13 ➝ 0.23
That’s not a move, that’s a STATEMENT 🗣️💸
🧠 Market logic: “Too late to buy”
🤡 My logic: “Too early to fade”
🟢 Entry zone: 0.220 – 0.235
🎯 TP1: 0.260 🎯
🎯 TP2: 0.300 🚀
🎯 TP3: 0.350 🌕🔥
🛑 SL: 0.195 🛡️
24h low: 0.131 😴
24h high: 0.2559 🚀
ME said:
“Warm-up done.” 🏃‍♂️💨

This isn’t FOMO 😤
This is momentum with bad intentions 🧨📈
💬 You holding $ME 💎🙌
or waiting for 0.30 to say “I knew it” 🤡👇
❤️ Like & 🔁 Repost if you caught even 1 candle

$BTC $BTC said "I'm the king" 👑
Then took a nap for 3 years 😴💤

+0.23%
That's not a candle, that's a heartbeat flatline 📈➖📉

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Entry: 66,800 - 67,200
TP1: 68,500 🎯
TP2: 69,800 🚀
TP3: 71,200 🌕
SL: 65,500 🛡️

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24h low: 65,718 💀
24h high: 68,821 🚀
Range: 📏🧷
My PnL: 📉😐📈😐📉😐

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Bro said "digital gold"
I said "digital mattress stuffing" 🛏️🪙💤

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Alts doing +100%:
"LOOK AT ME DAD" 👶🚀
BTC:
"That's nice, honey" 🧔‍♂️📰☕

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Me refreshing BTC chart:
"Something happen?" 👁️👄👁️
BTC:

"Okay I'll check again in 5 mins" 🔄🤡
💬 You still DCA-ing or did you finally cheat with alts? 👇 💍➡️💃
👉 Like & Follow for charts, coping mechanisms, and zero hopium.

$0G $OG said "I'm not old, I'm VINTAGE" 🍷👑📈

+59.15% IN 24H?!
Bro went from antique to antique-erable 💅✨

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Entry: 0.800 - 0.830
TP1: 0.880 🎯
TP2: 0.950 🚀
TP3: 1.050 🌕🍇
SL: 0.720 🛡️

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24h low: 0.506 💀
24h high: 0.850 🚀
OG: "I was sleeping, not dead" 😴➡️👹

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Bro said "esports coin" and the haters laughed 😂
OG said "esports? I thought you said MOONSPORTS" 🌕🎮🚀

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0.50 ➡️ 0.85
That's not a comeback.
That's A RETIREMENT PLAN IN 24 HOURS 🏖️💰💅

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Me at 0.50: "Dead coin, skip" 🙅
OG at 0.85: "And I took that personally" 🗿🔥
💬 You riding $OG or watching from the retirement home? 👇 🏚️👵
👉 Like & Follow for charts, esports, and zero ageism.

$JASMY said "remember me?" and slapped the chart like it owed rent 🖐️💥📈

+15.69% and still breathing fire 🔥🐉

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Entry: 0.00615 - 0.00628
TP1: 0.00660 🎯
TP2: 0.00690 🚀
TP3: 0.00730 🌕
SL: 0.00580 🛡️


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24h low: 0.005295 😴
24h high: 0.006334 🚀
JASMY: "I'm not dead, I was just charging my laser" 🔋👁️👄👁️💥

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Bro said "Bitcoin Prime" and the whole market gasped 😮💨
Then JASMY said "nah, I'm the prime now" 👑📡

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This ain't a bounce.
This ain't a vibe.
This is JASMY REMEMBERING IT'S JAPANESE ROYALTY 🎌👸🇯🇵

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Me watching the 0.005 support:
"Please hold please hold please hold" 🙏😭
JASMY:
"Hold my sake" 🍶📈💅

💬 You riding $JASMY or waiting for the 0.005 dip that's never coming? 👇 🎣😭
👉 Like & Follow for perps, charts, and zero Japanese lessons.

$TAKE said "hold my beer, I'm going viral" 🍺🚀💀

+111.34% IN 24H?!?!?!
SIR THIS IS A WENDY'S?! 🍔📈😭

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Entry: 0.039 - 0.042
TP1: 0.050 🎯
TP2: 0.060 🚀
TP3: 0.075 🌕🪐
SL: 0.035 🛡️


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24h low: $0.01851 💀
24h high: $0.04280 🚀
My entry: $0.04157 🤡
My heart: 📉💓📈💓📉💓😵

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Bro went from "take profit?" to "TAKE MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO" 🏦💨🔥

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0.018 ➡️ 0.042
That's not a pump.
That's a GLOW UP WITH A MORTGAGE 💅🏠✨

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Me last night: "This coin looks dead" 😴⚰️
TAKE today: "I didn't hear no bell" 🔔👊📊

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💬 You taking profits or taking screenshots of your liquidation? 👇 📸💀
👉 Like & Follow for perps, prayers, and zero financial decisions.

$BERA $BERA said "I'm not a coin, I'm a COMEBACK STORY" 🐻💀✨

+80.36% IN 24H?!?!
SIR THIS IS A BEAR MARKET??? 🧸📉➡️📈🚀

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Entry: 0.85 - 0.92
TP1: 1.20 🎯
TP2: 1.45 🚀
TP3: 1.70 🌕🐻
SL: 0.70 🛡️


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24h low: 0.496 💀
24h high: 1.535 🚀
Me: "I blinked and missed it" 👁️💨😭

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Bro went from "bear market" to "BEAR MARKET PUMP" 🧸💉📈

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BERA watching Bitcoin:
"Father, I have become violence" ⚔️👑

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0.496 ➡️ 1.535
That's not a bounce.
That's a RESURRECTION WITH INTEREST 💰⚰️✨

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Me last week: "Bear coin? Skip." 🙅
BERA today: "And I took that personally." 🗿🔥

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💬 You catching $BERA or watching from the cave like a real bear? 👇 🧸🕳️
👉 Like & Follow for charts, comeback stories, and zero sleep.

Not financial advice.

$XRP $XRP said:
“I’m tired, not finished.” 😤⚡🐉
Red day? Yes.
Dead? NEVER. 💀❌📈
Current price: ~1.37 🧊
Market mood: 😨😴
Smart money mood: 😏🧠
🟢 Entry zone: 1.34 – 1.38
🎯 TP1: 1.48 🎯
🎯 TP2: 1.60 🚀
🎯 TP3: 1.75 🌕
🛑 SL: 1.28 🛡️
24h low kissed: 1.34 💋
Bounce said: “I still got fans” 🏀🔥


They said:
“XRP is slow” 🐢
XRP replied:
“I just load before I run” 🐉⚡
Me opening chart:
📉😬
📉😵
📈😎
📈🤑
📉🤡
Everyone waiting for confirmation 🧢
XRP loading surprise 🎁📈
💬 Are you holding $XRP 💎🙌
or selling fear to buy regret later? 🤡👇
❤️ Like & 🔁 Repost if you still believe
Not financial advice.