Headline: 🧠 A Masterclass in "Art of the Deal" (Not!)

Trump flexes a "massive" oil revenue boost after a week of Iraq strikes.

• Revenue: Tens of millions 💰

• Cost: Over $11 BILLION 💸

• Result: Inflation through the roof & global recession vibes.

"Undercover Agent" Don-Trump then suggests buying Russian oil. Absolute genius. Calculation Level: God-tier... or just plain God-awful. 🤡

The war is over. America is "Great Again." Somewhere in Moscow, Comrade Vladimir is just smiling and clapping. 👏🇷🇺

#TRUMP #Geopolitics #OilMarket #Iraq #EconomicGenius #MAGA #Satire

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