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I know Majority is bearish On #ETH Just Like #BTC However Its just consolidating the Top Of Monthly OB+ and Bottom of Monthly FVG and Moreover in the 0.5 - 0.618 Bracket of FIB.
Imagine ETH bounces hard from here and keep Majority Sit either on Sidelines or Trap Shorts which may happen.
By the way $XRP does not need the Clarity Act to pass in and of itself. The #SEC lawsuit against Ripple resolved in 2025, with the court ruling #XRP is not a security in secondary market sales, and both parties dropped appeals. This already delivered the core regulatory clarity that plagued XRP for years, unlocking spot #ETFs (with billions in inflows) and institutional pathways that many altcoins still lack entirely.
Back in 2021, someone offered $4M (1100 $ETH ) for a single Mutant Serum #nft â the magic potion that turned your Bored Ape into a Mutant Ape đ§ȘđŠ
đ„ Apply the serum, burn it, get a Mutant Ape. Now itâs part of the legendary MAYC collection.
2025 mood: imagining paying millions for digital monkey juice? Yeah⊠good luck with that đ #BTCVSGOLD @WISE PUMPS
Scientists spotted an orange shark off the coast of Costa Rica for the first time ever. #crypto Twitter didnât even hesitate đ
đ Orange = #bitcoin đ Shark = big money đ Conclusion: not ignore this #signal
No #ETFs , no on-chain metrics â just a cosmic message straight from the ocean. Even nature is hinting that $BTC is still the alpha predator đâĄïžđŠ
đ° Professional Gambler of the Year unlocked đ
A #Polymarket user named simonbanza casually made $1.9M in just 2 weeks â and no, this isnât insider trading⊠just pure, high-level degeneracy đ
Bitcoiners are gifting satoshis for Christmas đ
While everyone else is wrapping socks and candles, $BTC maxis are sending sats straight to wallets. No ribbons, no boxes â just pure sound money đČ
An analyst took a deep dive into #Polymarket stats â and spoiler alert: it looks exactly like a casino đ
đ Hereâs the âfunâ breakdown:
âȘïž 70% of 1.73M users are #trading at a loss âȘïž Only ~25% made any profit (mostly under $1,000) âȘïž 1.1M users lost up to $1k âȘïž 140 legends managed to lose over $1M each âȘïž And the cherry on top đ â 0.0385% of wallets captured 70% of all profits ($3.7B)
đČ Conclusion: In #crypto , thereâs always a new way to donate your deposit. Yesterday it was shitcoins. Today itâs prediction markets đź
When scammers do the detectiveâs job for free đ
đšđŠ A Canadian scammer nicknamed Haby managed to steal over $2M by pretending to be #coinbase support â and then spent the next year carefully doxxing himself.
đž He flexed stolen funds with screenshots, posted wallet balances, linked them to his Telegram and Instagram, and basically left breadcrumbs everywhere.
đ Onchain trail did the rest: swapping stolen $XRP to $BTC exposed a specific Bitcoin address. The cherry on top? Haby himself posted a screenshot of that wallet with $237k, perfectly matching the onchain data.
đ Final boss of bad opsec: selfies, stories, fancy usernames, a video call with a victim showing his email + #Telegram , and enough location clues to narrow it down to Abbotsford, Canada.
You can scam users⊠but if you scam your own anonymity, #zachxbt doesnât even need coffee âïž
XRP Makes History With First-of-Its-Kind U.S. Regulated Listing #xrp secures first-ever #CFTC -regulated U.S. spot listing, marking a historic milestone for #crypto .
XRP Enters a New Regulatory Era With Historic CFTC-Regulated U.S. Spot Listing Market analyst Diana highlights a historic milestone for XRP after Bitnomial launched the first-everCommodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC)-regulated U.S. spot crypto exchange, making $XRP fully tradable under federal oversight across spot, futures, perpetuals, and options, a groundbreaking first for the American crypto market. Buy and Trade $XRP here #USJobsData @WISE PUMPS
XRP Makes History With First-of-Its-Kind U.S. Regulated Listing XRP secures first-ever CFTC-regulated U.S. spot listing, marking a historic milestone for #crypto XRP Enters a New Regulatory Era With Historic CFTC-Regulated U.S. Spot #Listing Market analyst Diana highlights a historic milestone for #xrp after Bitnomial launched the first-everCommodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC)-regulated U.S. spot crypto exchange, making $XRP fully tradable under federal oversight across spot, futures, perpetuals, and options, a groundbreaking first for the American crypto market. Buy and Trade $XRP here #USJobsData @WISE PUMPS
In #Ripple âs $500 MILLION deal, investors protected themselves with guaranteed profit terms, showing #WallStreet is cautious as Rippleâs $40 BILLION value mainly comes from its $XRP holdings. #TrumpTariffs @WISE PUMPS