Believe it or not, a monkey randomly hitting "Long" or "Short" has probably had a higher win rate than most crypto analysts over the last month. The market has been that unpredictable—but we don't trade on luck; we trade on structure.

1. BTC Technical Roadmap: The Retest is Key 📉

BTC
BTC
71,033.76
+0.25%

We’ve reached the boundary of the accumulation zone and successfully broke the trendline. But for a healthy move up, we need a retest.

* The Level: Watching for a pullback to $67,950 (±$500).

* The Target: If the retest holds, the next logical stop is sweeping the highs at $72,000.

* My Stance: Many are shorting the trend blindly right now. I’m not shorting here, but I’m also not FOMO-longing. I’m waiting for that $67,800+ zone to build a position. I doubt this "bull run" lasts more than 3-4 days, so stay sharp.

2. Alts & The UNI Flex 🦄

UNI
UNIUSDT
3.937
-1.64%

While BTC dominates, altcoins are struggling. Most haven't even returned to the prices they had when BTC was at $65k. However, following the smart money pays off:

* UNI +8% 📈: I told you earlier today that whale traders were aggressively loading up. Since that announcement, we’ve already seen an 8% pump. Following whale flow > guessing.

3. Risk Management 🛡

There is still too much global uncertainty to go "all-in." This isn't the time for "kotleta" trades. Protect your deposit, trade the retests, and don't let the monkey beat you.

The Plan: Wait for the $67.9k test. Watch the whale flow. Stay disciplined. 🤝

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