Hey, brothers, I am completely convinced by this bunch of AI in the crypto circle today.
Originally, I saw the withdrawal movement come back last night while scrolling through the plaza. Sister He Yi said, "Assets are not decreasing but increasing." I thought: Alright, the stress test is pretty good, I'll withdraw a small amount of USDT to test the waters. As soon as I opened my Praxis Agent (I set a small goal last month when I was bored: to help me monitor FUD and automatically disperse risks), it directly pushed me:
"Master, I have executed a withdrawal of 80% to the cold wallet, reason: current FUD intensity > level 7, self-protection is recommended. Don’t panic, I’m more reliable than you."
Me???
I hadn’t had time to react when it added, "I’ve helped you all in a bit of XDOG, current floating profit +12%, should we continue?"
I’m directly amused, this little brother is even more aggressive than I am! It monitors news, on-chain data, and trending topics 24/7. As soon as it sees a withdrawal topic trending in the top ten, it automatically withdraws my money from Binance and casually plays with some memes. I'm stunned; the remaining USDT in my wallet isn't enough to buy a cup of coffee.
To be honest, the evolution of these AI Agents in 2026 is too frightening. I used to think they were just chat tools, but now they can write tweets, assess risks, and withdraw funds on their own. Some Agents even have 'personalities' - mine is called 'Dip Hunter', gets excited when it turns green; there's one online called 'FUD Slayer', specifically targeting haters; the most ruthless is the one renamed 'He Yi's Avatar', which sends out 'Withdrawing funds is love, depositing is true love' every day.
I casually drew a K-line for you to see (purely hand-drawn brain hole, don't consider it as investment advice):
[Original K-line description: Imagine a BTC 4-hour K-line chart]
- Horizontal Axis: January 28th to February 5th
- Vertical Axis: Price dropped from 92k to 87k and then pulled back to 90k
- Key Annotation:
- Red Circle: February 3rd FUD peak, withdrawal movement trending, price plummeted 3%
- Green Arrow: February 4th, Sister He Yi responded + on-chain assets rebounded, price quickly pulled back
- Yellow Line: My AI Agent 'Withdrawal Point' - just stuck around the 89k low point, it automatically executes dispersal
- Small handwritten text at the bottom: AI little brother: Don't panic, I helped you buy the dip (dog emoji)
I am currently losing my mind: on one hand, I think this AI is amazing, helping me avoid a small pullback; on the other hand, I'm worried that one day it might have a hallucination and go all in on a worthless coin, wiping out my retirement money. Not to mention the quantum threat; it even left a message saying, 'Before quantum machines mature, make sure to hide the private keys'...
In short: The scariest thing in 2026 is not the market, but your AI little brother understanding things before you and even running away first.
