Why does it seem familiar to me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

🧠 The Journal of a Crypto Trader (2026 Edition)

● 08:00 - I wake up. I don't wash my eyes, I open CoinMarketCap. $BNB is up 0.91%. I feel like the financial wolf from Wall Street. I'm already planning which rims will go on my new Lambo. 🏎️
● 10:30 - News: "Hacker laundered 1000 $ETH through Tornado Cash".
Me: "This is just a healthy correction! Decentralization requires sacrifices!" (I quietly cry in the bathroom). 😭
● 13:00 - Lunch. I'm watching the 1-minute chart. My pulse follows the candles. I drink coffee, but I'm trembling from liquidation risk, not caffeine. ☕
● 16:00 - The RWA market hit $200 million! 💥 Me on X (Twitter): "I've always said RWA is the future! I'm an institutional investor!" (My portfolio is worth $45 and a free pizza coupon). 🍕
● 20:00 - My partner asks: "How are the investments? Are we going on vacation?"
Me: "Honey, right now we're in a phase of accumulation and liquidity reallocation across a multi-chain ecosystem."
(In short: We can't afford Velingrad). 🤷‍♂️❌
● 02:00 - I go to bed. I stare at the ceiling. I wonder if the Tornado Cash hacker dreams of decentralized sheep. 💭
$BTC is in "Nervous Crisis" mode, and so am I. 🤣