Ever wondered if Bitcoin has finally become a professional economist, or is it just another excuse for the charts to go wild? 🧐

$ETH

This week, we’re all eyes on four major US labor reports, because apparently, the "future of finance" still lives in the basement of the Department of Labor. 🤡

$BNB

Whether it’s the JOLTS or the Non-Farm Payrolls, the market is obsessed with finding out if the economy is "cooling" or just "dying." If the numbers look soft, we toast to more liquidity and rate cuts.

$DOT

If they’re too strong, get ready for the "higher for longer" nightmare to return. 📉🚀

It’s truly peak comedy: we claim to be decentralized, yet we’re all holding our breath over a government spreadsheet. May the odds of the unemployment rate be ever in your portfolio's favor. 💸📈

#Bitcoin #USJobData #MacroCrypto #TradingLife

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