There was a desi boy,
who watched a video on YouTube:
“How to earn daily profit on Binance?” 😎
The boy thought to himself:
“That's it! Now my luck is about to change” 💸✨
He opened Binance,
Bought a coin,
Looked at the chart,
Lit a candle 🕯️
and silently made a prayer 🤲
5 minutes later…
Coin: 📉
Boy: “This is just a correction, don’t panic” 😌
10 minutes later…
Binance notification:
“Your asset is down -35%” 🔔
Boy (in a confident voice):
“It’s a long-term investment” 😎
30 minutes later…
Wallet: 😵💫
Boy: “The market looks fake right now” 🤡
At 2 AM…
Mom's voice came:
“Son, go to sleep” 😴
Boy: “Mom, the market is just recovering” 😭
The next morning…
Mom: “Son, where is the money for breakfast?”
Boy:
“Mom… it’s stuck with Binance” 😂📉
Result:
No profit came…
but one thing is certain 👇
👉 Experience
👉 Patience
👉 and a new skill: Explaining losses 😅