lol... Green of 2% increase after red of 70% decrease 🤣🤡😅. Green indeed!

🚨 Crypto Market Green Light Alert! 🚨

Look at the Cryptometer heatmap right now it’s like someone spilled a giant can of green paint all over the crypto world.

Everything’s lit 🔥
Bitcoin? Glowing green.
Altcoins? Riding the minty wavelength.
Volume and buy pressure? Through the roof.

It’s not just a market. It’s a crypto jungle gym where bulls are bouncing off the walls. 🐂

Take‑home vibes for you, fam:
Might be a good moment to peek into that bag.
If you’re a hodler sit tight, enjoy the ride, and don’t spill your chips.

If you’re a trader green is your playground, but remember, not every green is the same shade some coins may be neon green, some just pale matcha.

“Green so green, even my eyes are bullish 👀”
“Crypto market: Chlorophyll confirmed ✅”
“When the heatmap looks like Kermit’s dream world 🐸”