๐Ÿ“‰ Before: traders studied candlesticks, RSI, and Fibonacci.

๐Ÿ“ฑ Now: they just refresh Trumpโ€™s account to know when to buy or sell ๐Ÿ˜…

The market isnโ€™t โ€œtechnical analysisโ€ anymore โ€”
itโ€™s financial reality TV. ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ’ธ

One tweet โ†’ market pumps.
One wrong word โ†’ portfolio melts. ๐Ÿซ 

Welcome to Trading 2.0:
โ€œIn Trump We Trust.โ€ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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