BREAKING NEWS:

US economic policy now officially a roller-coaster ??🎢

Investors in the morning: “Tariffs off? Bull run confirmed!”

Investors at night: “Tariffs back? Emergency ramen activated.”

At this point portfolios need seatbelts, airbags, and a therapist.

Wall Street trading strategy = refresh → panic → refresh → panic.

Bookmark this for the next policy U-turn in 48 hours. 📉📈