lol😂😂
🚨 Me buying a random meme coin at 2AM:
“This is the next 100x. I can feel it.” 🧠✨
📉 10 minutes later: -15%
Me: “It’s just a healthy correction.”
📉 -30%
Me: “Diamond hands 💎🙌”
📉 -50%
Me: “I’m a long-term investor anyway.”
🚀 Next day +120%
Also me: “I told you guys. Easy money.” 😎🔥
Crypto rule #1:
If you panic sell… it pumps.
If you hold with confidence… it dumps.
Welcome to crypto 😂