🚨 BREAKING: Crypto once again chose violence today. 🚨
$BTC woke up and said: “Let’s emotionally damage everyone before breakfast.”
Altcoins followed like: “Say less fam.”
Retail traders: refreshing charts every 12 seconds
Whales: quietly loading bags like it’s Black Friday
Meanwhile $XRP just standing there like:
🧍♀️ “I’m not dead… I’m just resting.”
Market sentiment today:
📉 Fear & Panic
📈 Hopium & Delusion
🧁 Me: still holding, still joking, still emotionally attached to imaginary future profits.
If you sold the dip — we love you💓, but you just paid whale🐋 school fees.
If you held — congrats, you’ve unlocked Seasoned Crypto PTSD Level 4.
Remember:
Every bull run starts with tears.
Every legend was once down bad.
Not financial advice. Just Cupcake 🧁coping loudly in public.
💗🍰
