Me: sends $5 USDC to a friend

Chain: please wait 15 seconds... just kidding! 30 seconds... oops, actually 2 minutes! also pay $12 fee or forever hold your peace 😭

@Plasma : sends instantly. costs zero. asks how your day is going.

Finally, a blockchain that doesn't treat a coffee payment like a high-stakes Wall Street trade. $XPL #plasma