Me: opens 15th L1 explorer tab, squints at complicated dashboard, sighs
Vanar: "Hey bestie, we have a platform where you can create your own meme token. For free. Zero fees. No rug pulls. Just vibes."
Me: immediately makes "$VANRY To Plaid" coin
Vanar: "...that's not exactly what we meant but okay go off"
The only blockchain that lets me fulfill my chaotic good urges while actually building serious tech. @Vanarchain really said "be irresponsible on someone else's chain." $VANRY
