The "Degen Reality" Version

stop calling them "investments." seriously.

90% of these 2026 L2s and AI coins are literally just ghost towns with a fancy marketing budget. we’re all just passing the same $20 back and forth like bagholders , waiting for a "moon" that already happened for the VCs in the seed round.

if your bag needs a "strategic partnership" tweet just to stay above support, you aren't an investor. you’re just exit liquidity for some dev in a penthouse.

name ONE altcoin that actually has real daily users and isn't just a wash-trading bot. i’ll wait. ☕️