Crypto Market Update: Still Loading… Please Wait
The market woke up today and chose confusion.
Bitcoin is acting like the responsible elder,
altcoins are doing parkour off a cliff,
and my portfolio? It’s on airplane mode ✈️📉
Every green candle feels like a prank,
Every red candle feels personal.
We zoom out for “long-term vision”
but keep zooming back in like 👀 “just one more check.”
Crypto isn’t down, it’s just teaching us patience, pain, and meme-making skills.
Diamond hands? Yes.
Diamond nerves? Still loading…
