Crypto today:
#BTC : “I fell down the stairs but I’m fine.”
Drops to $68k… crawls back above $70k like it just remembered rent is due.
Analysts screaming $150k by 2026.
Binance buying dips like it’s Black Friday.
Miners selling bags and opening AI side hustles.
Retail still hiding under the bed.
Meanwhile $XRP sitting in the slow lane with its indicator on:
“Am I a payments king… or Ripple’s emotional support token?”
Price hovering. Volume ghosted.
Institutions peeking. Retail still hiding under the bed.
One guy swapped Xrp for $SHIB (sir… blink twice if you need help).
So yeah…
Crypto isn’t dumping.
Crypto isn’t pumping.
Crypto is literally stuck in traffic, windows down, AC broken, trying to moon. 🚦😂
BTC revving the engine.🚘
Xrp checking Google Maps.🌏
Alts crying in the back seat.😭
Basically:
Market having a midlife crisis whilst stuck in traffic...
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#CryptoHumor
