"Crypto: The Ninja Path for Risky Investors"

Crypto is like a toxic ex: every day it makes your heart race, but you still keep checking it out. Prices go up a little and everyone updates their stories, prices drop a little and they disappear like a signal in the mountains.

They say, "This is the future, bro!"

But every time a new coin comes out, it's immediately labeled as the next Bitcoin, and in the end, it just becomes the next bankruptcy. 🤡

People say:

"DYOR, bro, Do Your Own Research!"

But in the end, their research just comes from TikTok and Twitter threads filled with digital MLM motivation. 💀

Then there are the true HODLers. They say they buy for the long term.

Even though their wallets are just hopes, they still believe, "It will go to the moon someday!"

To the moon? To the moon? Bro, that's not a rocket... that's an elevator to the ground floor. 🚀👇

And let's not forget the crypto influencers, who give signals every day:

"Buy now, I have a strong feeling about this!"

When you buy, the next day the coin gets delisted, and they are off on vacation in Bali. #pengu