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🎭 As The Candles Turn… (Crypto Edition)

$BTC
looked into the distance and whispered… “hold me.”
Altcoins collapsed on the couch.
Traders screamed into pillows.
Influencers posted “BIG NEWS SOON 👀” and vanished.

Market today:
📉 Why would you do this to me?!
📈 I never stopped believing in us!
📉 It’s complicated.

Everyone yesterday: We ride at dawn 🚀
Everyone today: I need space.

Meanwhile whales quietly loading bags like:
“I’ve seen this episode before.”

If you sold — dramatic exit stage left.
If you bought — brave hero energy.
If you’re holding — main character behavior.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's crypto drama
“Was That The Bottom?”

Not financial advice — just Cupcake narrating chaos 🍰💜
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