breakevenking

How to become a "Millionaire" in 8 easy years! 🚀📉

They told me: "Get into crypto, it's a fast track to riches!" 💸
Well, they weren't lying. I’ve never seen my life flash before my eyes so fast every time $ETH dips 2%. After years of "trading," I’ve finally mastered the ultimate strategy shown in this chart.

My 8-Year Masterplan:
2018: Buy $ETH at $1900 because "it's going to the moon!" 🌕
2019-2025: Learn 47 different technical indicators, watch 1,000 hours of "expert" YouTube predictions, and survive 3 bear markets. 🐻🧘‍♂️
2026: Still holding at $1900. 💎🙌

Some call it "zero ROI." I call it generational stability. While others are stressed about gains, I’m out here achieving the impossible: perfect financial equilibrium! 😂
Who else is part of the "Still Early (since 2018)" club? Let’s hear your "break-even" stories in the comments! 👇

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