🤣 JOKE: THE CRYPTO DIET 🤣
🏃♂️💨 My doctor 👨⚕️ told me I need to start watching my weight ⚖️ carefully... 📉
So I opened my Binance 📱 app and started watching my $BTC 🪙 and $ETH 💎 portfolio instead! 📈🚀
Now I’m losing 📉 10 pounds 💸 every time the market dips! 📉📉📉 I've never been thinner 🦴 or more stressed in my entire life! 🤡💀💸.
$BNB 🚀✨.
