🚨 BREAKING: Another '28 years of crypto experience' guru just dropped the ultimate alpha on Binance Square: '$PIPPIN is the next 50x gem!' 😭
Bro, crypto itself is only 17 years old... did you start trading in your mom's womb? Or was it back when dial-up was 'high frequency trading'? 📞💨
Screenshot shows +628% unrealized on 25x lev long at the top of the pump... classic 'I caught the knife... with my face' energy. Meanwhile $PIPPIN sitting at ~$0.66, mcap ~$660M, pumping like it owes rent.
Moral of the story: If someone's flexing decades of experience in a market younger than most TikTokers, just mute and enjoy the fireworks from afar. 🔥💥
DYOR, don't FOMO, and never trust a guy who time-traveled from 1998 to shill memecoins. 😂
What y'all think—next 50x or next rug? Drop your clown emojis below 🤡🤡
